I know why Betty Draper is bitter. I know why the caged bird sings. It’s all about the evil hum of the dishwasher. When I didn’t find my husband by 40, I became my own husband. I assembled my own IKEA Hemnes daybed, alone. (The IKEA Hemnes daybed assembly manual is about the size and heft of a Fall Vogue. It took me three full…
